Why _ and _ are/aren't together
We swear it's the truth. *nods decisively* Listen to these wise statements.
Why Sam and Jack aren't together: - Huntress
1. He likes living too much
2. Janet threatened him with weekly rectal exams
3. Her "reproductive equipment is on the inside"
4. Teal'c's banging her
5. Wouldn't know what to call her in bed (Major? Sam? Carter?)
6. He kissed the AU Sam and she tasted like sawdust
7. The S4 haircut (couldn't resist)
Why Jack and Teal'c aren't together: - Huntress
1. Jack likes to top and so does Teal'c and you don't argue with a Jaffa
2. Junior freaks him out
Why Jack and Daniel ARE together:
1. Teal'c and Sam are sleeping together and this way they can double date and still have quality 'team time'
2. Thor approves
3. It pisses Kinsey off
4. Nobody else would put up with them
5. They can wear each other's clothes
6. All their recipes are for two
7. Neither one of them is a snake
-Huntress
8. Alien cultures tend to only listen when the two of them together. Some need to see Jack's strength, many others need Daniel's understanding, and others need Daniel's intelligence and translation. *smirk*
9. Daniel knew an awful lot about Jack over only a short period of time. [Cold Lazarus]
10. Carter's black widow curse would have killed them by now if she was with either of them. (concerning the above and sleeping wiht Teal'c, it's pretty damn hard to kill the big guy.)
11. Shades of Grey, Danny was the one to check up on him. Oh, yes and "that line" about drawing straws was a blow towards Jack for keeping them out of the loop.
12. Many moments in such episodes as: The Light (Jack, save Danny!!), Enemy Mine (the exchanges are so cute), One False Step, New Ground (Panic!Daniel when they start torturing Jack)
13. Jack is key figure as Danny's antagonist in Danny's "nightmare" and "torture" dream things. (The Devil You Know, Absolute Power)
14. Abyss.
~Karasu~ ( ')>
15. The first name Daniel calls out when he's in trouble is "Jack!"
16. No one gets in Daniel's space like Jack does.
17. They're telepathic... how else can you explain their convos??
18. Jack *knows* that Daniel is a cheap date.
19. Women are nothing but trouble for those two... Kynthia, Shy'la, Kira, Laira, Anise... shall I go on?
20. Jack feeds Daniel's coffee addiction (Urgo)
21. Jack didn't need to hide behind a resignation letter to kiss Daniel in Window of Opportunity (it was shown in the special edition episode from the DVD box set)
Arti
22. They finally gave into that pesky rumor mill
23. Jack thinks Daniel looks great in that boonie hat
24. Daniel thinks Jack looks hot in the leather jacket and sunglasses
Arien
25. t's an obvious one: the two of them were the champions of the very first mission to Abydos! ^_^
26. Jack will lie to cover Daniel's ass.
Karasu
27. Wormhole X-Treme moved to cable and Danning and Levant started a relationship which gave Jack and Daniel ideas
28. Jack and Daniel accidentally got a WX slash zine featuring the two male leads
29. Nick Marlowe (Danning) and Raymond Gunne (Levant) came out as a couple and inspired J/D to do the same
Huntress
30. The beginning of WoO, Daniel's question is about Daniel asking Jack to wear that jacket a bit more.
31. Jack's always the one to guard Daniel because Daniel has a great six to guard.
32. Jack thinks Daniel has the most beautiful blue eyes
33. Jack thinks Daniel looks hot in the creme colored sweater and khaki pants
34. Daniel wants to play Rambo with Jack
36. Urgo made them do it.
37. What else were they supposed to do during those ten days on the tel'tac in Failsafe?
38. They had to do something to pass the time in the hold of the mothership in "Enemies".
39. They decided to help with the SGC's budget. So to help conserve water, they decided to shower together.
40. Well, they were in that pleasure palace for three weeks. With many rooms to hide away from Loren and Carter.
Arien
40. Daniel watched Jack jerking off and moaning "Daniel" when he was invisible in Crystal Skull
41. Jonas and Nyan (I think *they* make a cute couple) made a photo manip of the two and set it up as wallpaper on J&D's PC's to give them the idea
42. Daniel was bent over digging at the base of a temple, in his boonie, tightie whities showing and Jack couldn't take it anymore and pounced
43. Twinkies (I'm not elaborating...let your imagination deal with it *EG*)
Huntress
44. They went exploring in the Goa'uld pleasure palace and they just couldn't stand the boredom any more. They had to or they'd go insane and that wasn't an option.
45. It all started when they tried to see who could carry the most doughnuts without using their hands.
46. Daniel acted the way he did with Kira to get Jack jealous in P+P. Jack couldn't handle it so he went alpha on Daniel.
Arien
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